Pumpkins... you just got punked!
Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange bang out one of the greatest and most elaborate handshakes the world has ever seen.…
Today you'll see a curious elephant, some pizza delivery poetry and the world's first "duckedo."
And the worst part is, Hitler never learned to read.
Dude, there was like no pitch adjustment on this one at all, bro.
Friday, 10 October 2014 03:40

How To Pick Up Women This Fall...

Because women love that musky pumpkin spice scent of a man.

Any time you can squeeze the word "fluffernutter" into a conversation, you know it's a good conversation.
Friday, 10 October 2014 17:01

Everything Wrong With Godzilla (VIDEO)

Once again, everything is wrong in yet another Godzilla movie.
It makes sense as he was basically the perfect combination of Spock and Captain Kirk.
Friday, 10 October 2014 15:00

Now This Is Rock 'n Roll (VIDEO)

Apparently the key to playing great Rock 'n Roll music is the nail the turd beat.