McDonald’s continue quest to not suck anymore took another turn for the worse as it was revealed that their “healthy” new kale salad has more calories, fat and sodium than a Double Big Mac.
How can one manage to make a kale salad register at 730 calories, you might ask? Well, all you have to do is add a bunch of crispy chicken and McDonald’s new signature “Ass-iago” caesar dressing and you’ve got yourself a salad packed with a whole bunch of McCalories.
The good news is Americans can now comfortably begin their Double Big Mac diets immediately while investing heavily in Charmin toilet paper which is sure to be on the rise in the coming months.