James Gandolfini - Combine Gandolfini's famous loud breathing and high carb intake and you've got yourself some major fartrogen dioxide.
Guy Fieri - I mean come on, there's no way Guy doesn't release the butt Kraken on a regular basis considering the amount of food he eats and his general dispositon.
Khloe Kardashian - For a family famous for their butts, Khloe has to be the gasiest and we're guessing they're usually of the nose hair trimmer variety.
Meatloaf - Don’t think Marvin Lee Aday didn’t name himself after another word for "poop" for no reason whatsoever. Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won’t hold back his farts and I don’t blame him. That's bad for your health.
Larry King - Rumor has it that Larry King used to keep a fan under his desk at all time because of his tremendous gas problem and constant guest complaints. The bottom line is when you get to be as old as Larry you have horrific gas no matter what you do.
Oprah - Nutrionists say that constant fluctuations in weight can lead to severe bowel problems later in life. Mix that with Oprah’s self-proclaimed love for KFC and you’ve probably got yourself some billion dollar farts.
Larry David - All that constant pent up anger and a diet that consists mainly of soy and veggies probably leads to constantly soiling your pants.
John Madden – If you spend the last 25 years traveling around the country in a bus eating a healthy dose of fast food and Outback Steakhouse, you’re going to have some rancid gas. Madden is the type of man that probably has about 20-25 “leaker” farts per day without even noticing. I just hope Madden says “boom” after he lets them fly.
Paul Dean - Come on, you think it's just chance that one of Paula's top selling products is called "Paula Dean's Butt Massage?" She also looks evil and in my experience, evil people have evil smelling farts.
Jessica Simpson - Poor Eric Johnson. Once married to one of the sexiest celebs on the planet, not he gets to share a home with a woman who basically eats pot roast and farts on the couch all day long.
Louie Anderson - We love Louie but we think its no accident that he wrote a book called "Goodbye Jumbo" and starred in the TV show Grace Under Fire. The former Family Feud host is also famous for his skit "Chinese Buffet." All signs point to fart.
Kirstie Alley – Contrary to popular belief, women release some of the nastiest farts this planet has ever seen. You know Kirstie doesn’t eat very well and I believe that women with bitchy attitudes have bad gas because of all that anger and ice cream.
Keith Richards - The man looks like death and sounds like death, so his farts must smell like death. I’d imagine that his farts probably smell like a mix of graveyard dirt and burnt dog hair.
The Hamburglar - The Hamburglar has basically lived the movie Super Size Me his entire life. We all saw what happened to Morgan Spurlock’s body when he ate nothing but McDonald’s for 30 days so you can only imagine how bad the Hamburglar’s farts must stink.
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