When the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens, Amazon has totally got your back, bro. This also might be the first time a terms of service has been written that a human might actually read.
Clause 57.10 of the AWS terms of service states: “This restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organised civilisation.”
No word yet as to whether Amazon plans on making zombie delivery drones part of their master plan, but a kid can dream.