The 20 Funniest Fortune Cookie Sayings Ever

Fortune cookies hold the answers to all of life’s most important questions. Questions like “why am I alone eating Chinese food off the end of my bed while watching season 4 of How I Met Your Mother again?” Or questions like, “Dude, why is my poop always black after I eat questionable delivery Chinese food?”

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best-fortune-ever

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bad-fortune-cookie

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be-kind-fortune

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cruel-fortune-cookie

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dirty-fortune-cookie

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drug-fortune

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fortune-cookie-cleaver

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fortune-cookie-sayings

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fortune-cookie-wise

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fortune-cookie-wiseass

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fortune-cookie-wtf

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funny-fortune-cookie

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funny-fortune-cookies

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funny-fortune

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mean-fortune

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worst-fortune-cookie-ever

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dumbest-fortune-cookie
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