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The 20 Funniest “Lazy People” Products Ever Invented

As average Americans continue to get fatter and lazier, technology continues to create products that assist us in our quest to become completely and utterly useless human beings. Some people find this frightening but I’m not worried. Everything will work itself out once La-Z-Boy creates a recliner that turns our farts into a renewable energy source that replaces home electricity forever. 

The Automatic Spaghetti Twirling Fork

spaghetti twirler


The Beer Pouring Robot

robot beer pourer


The Automatic Tea Bagging Penguin

automatic tea bagger


The Motorized Ice Cream Cone

motorized ice cream cone


The Automatic Pancake Maker

automatic pancake maker


The Sock Buddy

lazy sock


The Self-Stirring Mug

automatic drink stirrer


The Automatic Banana Peeler

automatic banana peeler


The Automatic Book Reading Chair (Warning: Does Not Read Book For You)

automatic book reading chair


The Remote Controlled Tissue Box

remote controlled tissue


Motorized Spin The Bottle

lazy spin the bottle


The Ab Enhancer

ab enhancer


The Automatic Tea-Pourer

automatic tea pourer


The Mother F*cking Clapper!

clapper


The Automatic Bed Maker

automatic bed maker


The Lazy Bastard Reading Glasses

lazy bastard glasses


Auto-Peeled Hard Boiled Eggs

hard boiled eggs peeled


Battery-Powered Scissors

whizzers


The One And Only… Roomba

roomba


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