The 20 Funniest “Lazy People” Products Ever Invented

As average Americans continue to get fatter and lazier, technology continues to create products that assist us in our quest to become completely and utterly useless human beings. Some people find this frightening but I’m not worried. Everything will work itself out once La-Z-Boy creates a recliner that turns our farts into a renewable energy source that replaces home electricity forever. 

The Automatic Spaghetti Twirling Fork

spaghetti twirler

The Beer Pouring Robot

robot beer pourer

The Automatic Tea Bagging Penguin

automatic tea bagger

The Motorized Ice Cream Cone

motorized ice cream cone

The Automatic Pancake Maker

automatic pancake maker

The Sock Buddy

lazy sock

The Self-Stirring Mug

automatic drink stirrer

The Automatic Banana Peeler

automatic banana peeler

The Automatic Book Reading Chair (Warning: Does Not Read Book For You)

automatic book reading chair

The Remote Controlled Tissue Box

remote controlled tissue

Motorized Spin The Bottle

lazy spin the bottle

The Ab Enhancer

ab enhancer

The Automatic Tea-Pourer

automatic tea pourer

The Mother F*cking Clapper!


The Automatic Bed Maker

automatic bed maker

The Lazy Bastard Reading Glasses

lazy bastard glasses

Auto-Peeled Hard Boiled Eggs

hard boiled eggs peeled

Battery-Powered Scissors


The One And Only… Roomba


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