So Like 2 minutes ago...
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I'm Sorry, Did You Say "Girl Scouts Condoms?"
At least they made them big enough to cover an entire tube of Savannah Smiles.
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The 20 Craziest Cheeseburger-Related Crimes
Plain old hamburger-related crimes? Pssh, those are for Quakers.
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Rick Santorum Caught Eating A Kitten
Apparently Rick doesn't know that it's not okay to eat cats unless you dip them in hummus.
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90-Year-Old Grandma Dances to Whitney Houston
And the world anxiously waits for granny to dance to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It."
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The All-New Weirdest Commercial Ever Made
I have never wanted to eat a Reese's Pieces less in my life.
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It's Time For Your Wednesday Dose Of WTF Art
Oscar Wilde once said, "A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament." I think he forgot…
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Tim Tebow Reads Dr. Seuss (Auto-Tuned)
If Tim Tebow starts dating Snuffleupagus we're all in big trouble. CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO!
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Ice Hand Is Freaking Me Out
No biggy, just Mother Nature lending us a helping hand. What you choose to do with it is entirely up…
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Breakout Kings Is Back Baby!
These days there are basically two types of TV shows. There are normal shows that you tolerate out of sheer…
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Have You Ever Flashed Someone?
Jimmy Kimmel proves that every day can be Mardi Gras if you play your cards right.
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Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Vag Mints?
Perhaps the greatest pickup device for men in the history of mankind... or the worst.
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Red Faction: Pony Rainbow Fart Gun Edition
This video game weapon is brought to you by unicorn-flavored mayonnaise and Freddie W.
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Rick Astley Is Finally Giving Up
First the fat boys break up, now this. There's nothing to believe in anymore.
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Worf Getting Dissed For 15 Minutes
What did Captain Picard constantly leave in Worf's toilet? Captain's log, you idiot!
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The Notorious C.A.T.
Either they don't know, don't show or don't care about what's going on in the kitty litter.
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Every Face Punch In Road House
We can only imagine the unspeakable things Ted Turner is doing to himself while he's watching this video in his…
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It's Time For More Tuesday Tattoo Fails
Many people are against inbreeding, but this is why we're "Pro-Inbreed."
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T-Shirt Caught Staring
All I know is she's lucky he's not wearing an Incredible Hulk t-shirt or things could've gotten out of hand…
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The Father Of The Mother Of All Barbie Fails
And the sad part is Ken doesn't even know what this means.
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Darth Lumbergh Needs You To Come In On Saturday
And if you could also go ahead and join the darkside that would be greeeat. Mmmkay?
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I Shall Call Him Mini-Me Pedobear
Raise your hand if you think a Pedobear movie starring Verne Troyer is a genius idea.
